“Hi, Stitches. I don’t know what makes me feel worse. The Mets losing streak or you picking them to win.”
— Mark Digregorio
We were hot, Mark.
Mrs. Stitches took the thermometer out to check my temperature.
“What does it say, honey?” “Says take two aspirin and bet the Mets.” …
Two losers.
The White Sox’s Erick Fedde is 0-3. The A’s Luis Severino is 0-2.
Play $50 on Seve and the A’s.
My bad. You don’t give Lindsey Vonn a pair of skis.
You don’t give Tiger Woods the car keys and you don’t trust the Mets with your six-game winning streak.
Kodai Senga was pounded like a piñata, giving up seven runs, including homers by Moises Ballesteros and Nico Hoerner, in just 3 ¹/₂ innings.
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Sean Manaea, not to be outdone, coughed up another five runs, including an Ian Happ homer.
Cubs 12, Mutts 4. Fun while it lasted.
Still up +307 koosmans.
Why Trust New York Post Betting
The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.
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